So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
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there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??
NOTE 2 SELF: tv show idea…..sitcom about quirky young woman in new york city who sold her soul 2 the devil in order 2 get an affordable apartment and gets into hilariously awkward situations with her new roommate satan
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Yesterday, Shortuguese french-braided my hair. All I need to be Elsa is a kingdom, albinism, and some ice powers.
I’m almost done with Wizard and Glass but I need a break because that last flashback part was intense.
Everyone should read Stephen King’s Dark Tower books because:
- Great characters
- Evil sentient riddling trains