My novel? Which one?

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martininamerica:

I can’t tell if my cat is purring or just receiving radio waves from some outer space alien intelligence.

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somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker:
That's not how you say it.
My Dad:
But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker:
Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad:
You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker:
Just English
My Dad:
Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker:
Moo?
My Dad:
That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker:
*sheds white tears*

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micdotcom:

Powerful portraits of the Liberians who beat Ebola

To help humanize the overwhelming statistics, Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer and senior staff photographer at Getty Images, John Moore, visited an Ebola treatment center of the organization, Doctors Without Borders in Paynesville, Liberia. At the treatment center, survivors spoke about the brothers, sisters, husbands and wives they lost due to the disease. They also spoke of recovery, stigmas they continue to face in their villages and renewed hope.

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